|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Imagine an average, young, autistic male who not only does shitty reviews of retro games, but also likes Sonic and Death Note. Now, imagine that same boy having access to the Internet (and a specific Internet cult) without parental restrictions, and you get something even worse: Ulrichthehedgehog (AKA ).
- 1 Enter YouTube
- 2 Enter deviantART
- 3 The Art in Question
- 4 Second Trolling
- 5 His Fans Discover ED
- 6 Enter Pastor John White
- 7 Connor Succumbs
- 8 Goodnight, Sweet Prince
- 9 See Also
- 10 External Links
Ulrich has established himself to be a talented comedian and reviewer in the video medium. Some of his vlogs strike an uncanny resemblance to Chris-chan. And at times, he can bear similarity to Spax3. Ultimately, Ulrich's ability as a multi-faceted artist, vlogger, and reviewer make him something special.
A group of YouTube trolls took it upon themselves to make a harmless critique for Ulrichthehedgehog's Zapper review. Unexpectedly, the video sparked mild amounts of butthurt and drama to which Ulrich and his feral friends responded by berating the commentary.
With butthurt ensuing over the harsh criticisms Ulrich received, it was evident he and his friends were asking for it. Ulrichthehedgehog's and his rabid fans' responses to the trolling only developed curiosity. Who was Ulrich? What are his hobbies? And how the fuck could he be a hedgehog?
All of this and more was answered in his deviantART account. At first glance, you'd see that he is not only a typical Sonic recolorer, but a furry as well. If you were to go deeper, however, you'd find something much, much worse.
Be warned, once you step into Ulrich's deviantART account, there's no way out.
The Art in Question
After the discovery of Ulrichthehedgehog's appalling fetishes, a second video was made. Again, Ulrich's fans responded with more butthurt.
The original video on YouTube was taken down due to BAWWing and false-flagging.\
Overall Reaction to the Trolls
His Fans Discover ED
One of Ulrich's highly devoted fans discovered this article, and attempted to "set the record straight" in regards to her favorite animal devouring devianTARD. Her revisions not only serve to demonstrate how fucking sick vorefags truly are, but the group of educated individuals Ulrich appeals to.
—Cookiegirl, attempting to cast vore as a reasonable fetish. Unsurprisingly, she fails it.
Enter Pastor John White
After Ulrich's pastor stepped in to voice his opinion regarding Connor's most unholy behavior. The call led to his father, Bernard, who agreed with the pastor that his son is not right. In the end, Connor's father assured the minister he would look into things.were discovered, a concerned
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The day pastor John White called the McCoy family, a dialog between Connor and his distressed parents was brought to order. The discussion addressed Ulrichthehedgehog's perverted obsessions on deviantART, to which both of Connor's parents deliberated what to do with their naive son and his dangerous Internet usage. Not one to disappoint his fans, Connor issued a statement regarding recent events:
His e-pals, heart-wrenched by the news, left supportive and teary-eyed comments on his journal. They couldn't bear Ulrich leaving the Internet, and Ulrich couldn't bear leaving his e-fwends. Connor's fate was later revealed in an update on his journal:
- Sick fuck
- Video Game Reviewers
- Retro Video Game Kids
Other Notable Retards with Sonic Recolors
- Bludshot the Hedgehog
- Louisthehedgehog (not exactly a recolor, but still)
Deleted by Marlon
- A play Connor and his family were in
- A recent play Connor and his family were in
- The play on YT; part one (he shows up early as a minor role)
- Ulrichthehedgehog on dA - hid/deleted his drawings - Deactivated account
Journal still accessible
- Cached page of Connor's dA gallery
- Ulrichthehedgehog on YT (still active) - privatized/deleted his videos
Mirror account with archived videos
- Notable mention: One of Connor's friend's Photobucket accounts
- Her dA
- Her YT
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|Featured article August 11, 2009|