The ToT, are a trolling group on YouTube that specialize in trolling what they call "Christers". They're all serious business hardcore "Satanists", and they comment each other's channels with super cool catch phrases like "hell low" and "Hails the Trolls of Terror!". They are a force to be reckoned with., or
Their primary enemy is the because they only take on the hardest trolling targets. ToT boasts at having anywhere from 25 to 30 members on their channel descriptions, but a closer inspection of the roster of their YouTube group shows it's actually about 5 people. Even so, these 5 people are the most serious hardcore Christ-hating Satanists on all the Internets. They are the baddest of the bad, and the toughest of the tough. Just have a look at some of this epic win.
- 1 Members
- 2 [-+]Click here to see comments
- 3 Trolls of Terror Web Site
- 4 Christers? In my TrollsOfTerror?
- 5 Known Sockpuppets
- 6 Links
—ArchThanatos, and his USI
Behold ArchThanatos and his epic win:
The group's resident tranny. He's bending gender roles with Satan's help. What YouTuber wouldn't be terrified of this guy? With his pink nail-polish and the upside-down cross drawn on his cheek he strikes fear into the hearts of his victims. As a former member of the , his "trolling" style can best be summarized as " in drag". Serious fucking business.
DunZero, or Geoffrey, is also very fond of himself. So much so, that he likes to quote himself in his own channel description. Here's a sample of his awesome transexual wisdom:
As you can see, Dun loves his cat! But as any idiot would know, real Satanists abuse and kill their cats to appease Satan, or some shit. He also doesn't understand why there is hate, which the only purpose of Satanism, besides being an offshoot of Christianity that is just backwards, is that you must indulge in hatred and physical pleasure. So these faggots fail.
- Dun_Zero on Vampirefreaks.com
- His shitty RPG website
- His shitty video game music remixes
- [email protected]
- [email protected]
Selena was the group's porn star. She is a 63 year old Brit who describes herself as a witch, a bitch, a whore, and implicitly that she is into BDSM. She lists her website as lickmypussy.com which is horrifying not in the fact that it is some shit advertising site, but that the thought of eating out a 63 year old pussy will unavoidably pop into your head when you see it.
—A proper reaction to this lemon party faggotry.
Meet John Lawliet Wesker). Normally, at this point, an EDiot would go about utilizing their skills of wordsmanship to (hopefully) deliver a damning blow which should always result in much lulz. However, in this particular case, the person who can describe Mr. Wesker most accurately is...well...Mr. Wesker himself. To take an excerpt from his user page on the Elder Scrolls wiki:(aka
Apparently when Mr. Wesker is not busy trolling Christians on Youtube or ripping off L Lawliet's bio from the Death Note manga/anime, he utilizes his time eating cakes, playing RPGs, and not showering; gaining himself the status of the Typical internet denizen. This status can be further confirmed by the real life stats he assigns himself Ala Oblivion:
- Debut: England, 1900's
- Birthday: 26th November
- Deathdate: Unknown
- Also known as: Z, Zéro, Zéro Kirekisvadegaden.
- Sign: Saggitarius
- Age: Unknown
- Status at debut: Born
- Relations: None Known
- Seiyū: None
- Voice actor: Myself
- Knowledge: 10/10
- Conceptualization Power: 10/10
- Will to act: 9/10
- Motivation: 9/10
- Social Skills: 2/10
Last but certainly not least we present VampiressDeathAngel. VampiressDeathAngel, or Michelle Coran, is relatively new to the Trolls of Terror, but just as full of
ham win as the older members. As an otaku, Michelle found that she would regularly get trolled and teased. To combat this, she became an otherkin sockfarmer, and attempted to scare away the trolls with vampire pics and satanist talk. VDA first came to attention when she got into a minor scrap with some trolls and left this bold statement in reference to some of the things that were said.
After about a day of digging, VDA's photobucket was uncovered. Along with epic amounts of weeaboo and furry faggotry, pics were also found that totally supported her statement that everyone would be scared of her "real appearance". This image was then uploaded to the background of a YouTube channel:
The other ToT members went batshit over it. Begging, crying, chest-pounding, the works. Hardly troll-like behavior at all. Here are a few of the comments where the Trolls of Terror made tearful hand-wringing pleas and threats for the background to be removed:
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After the tears dried up, the ToT began leaving a steady stream of fail comments everywhere. While they were busy typing their angst and hitting F5, Michelle's dox were being mined by e-detectives. Once they were found, and distributed appropriately, it didn't take long for the ToT to get back in their whaaambulance.
By the time the ToT had given up, dataminers had their hand so far up Michelle's ass that they could tug on her tonsils. It turned out that not only was she a fat disgusting otaku/otherkin goth poser sock farmer with unwarranted self-importance and delusions of grandeur, but she was also a writer.
As it turns out, the "hardest writing school in the united states" is actually some little shack in Connecticut that offers online writing classes to people that are either too poor or too stupid to attend real college. And what was it that Michelle was so proficient at writing after taking these online classes? Why gay Naruto fanfic, of course.
—VampiressDeathAngel, the result of going to the hardest writing school in the United States
VampiressDeathAngel hasn't logged in to her account in about a week, since all this information came to light.
Trolling The Trolls
So it's painfully obvious these ex-buffy basement dweller faggots have no idea how to troll or even understand the concept of true trolling. Anyone from 4chan would know this, as the 3 am CP posters or the IRL guro lovers would provide examples of this visual madness. So, if the mood strikes you, direct these epic failures to such lovely things:
- - An awesome clone
- tribute channel - A
- - NEW super-seekrit channel
Emails and Messenger ID's
Closed Closed Closed Suspended
Various Other Accounts:
Trolls of Terror Web Site
Not content with just having a YouTube channel devoted to their incessant faggotry, unwarranted self importance, and failure, ArchThanatos has set up the ToT website so all 20+ members can meet up to discuss the important and serious business of trolling Christians on the Tubes. So far they seem to be off to a good start with a total of 1 post from ArchThanatos informing any potential new recruits of the rigorous application process. Here is...well, pretty much all you have to bother looking at to understand the true nature that is the ToT:
As proof of just how terribly ArchThanatos sucks at trolling, he repeatedly claims that even Christians have joined TrollsOfTerror. We can either conclude:
- Evidently he cannot think of any intelligent comeback when others point out his hard-to-miss faggotry and is completely incapable of keeping his lies straight.
- TrollsOfTerror was created by Christians to give atheists a bad name.
The latter, however amusing it could have been, does not appear to be true - ArchThanatos is such a hard-core troll that he hates other atheists.
NOTE: These are all ArchThanatos. He uses these sockpuppets to edit this article because this article doesn't bother him.
- Robert Wayne Stiles - Was the leader of an affiliated group, The Wraith.
- Their Site - 0 posts
- Their old site - 4 posts, all ArchThanatos
- Some shit site ArchThanatos built as a monument to his megalomania
- An affiliated site
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