This is the story of a white, four-year-old girl with a speech impediment being trolled by her own parents who badger her relentlessly into saying "sparkling wiggles" over and over again whilst recording it on video.
However, because of her impediment, whenever she tries to say "sparkling wiggles" it comes out as "fucking niggers". From the mouth of babes comes the truth; and from the truth comes lively debate over (perceived) racism when said video is posted on YouTube.
How Sparkling Wiggles Conquered YouTube
Long, long ago, a man known only as weev found a video on glumbert.com. After watching it, he decided it was made of win and awesome. weev then went into ED irc and posted a notice, "All graphic designers, see weev". A_RAPE_SPIDER was there at the time and decided to check out what was going on. weev asked A_RAPE_SPIDER to make an image, the final result was the original sparkling wiggles image.
Later that night, A_RAPE_SPIDER decided that sparkling wiggles needed its own article on ED, but to make the article lulzy he would need to embed the video on the page, something glumbert.com did not allow. Enter janus zeal. Together A_RAPE_SPIDER and janus plotted to steal the lulz and host them on YouTube. This worked for a few days until the movie was deleted for violations. However, some one else had also hosted the video, and as of March 05, the video has 565,015 Views, 1,565 Comments, and has been favorited 2,211 times. It also has the following honors:
#6 - Most Viewed (All Time) - People & Blogs - All #6 - Most Viewed (All Time) - People & Blogs - English #44 - Top Rated (All Time) - People & Blogs - All #37 - Top Rated (All Time) - People & Blogs - English #19 - Most Discussed (All Time) - People & Blogs - All #12 - Most Discussed (All Time) - People & Blogs - English #5 - Top Favorites (All Time) - People & Blogs - All #5 - Top Favorites (All Time) - People & Blogs - English
- 4,143 clicks from Sparkling Wiggles
- 3,166 clicks from Sparkling wiggle
- 2,231 clicks from www.someplace.com
- 1,646 clicks from the ED Main Page
- 1,246 clicks from www.anotherplace.com
Views and Comments:
- March 8, 2007: Sparkling Wiggles Has over 2,000 lulzy comments.
- March 14th, 2007: Sparkling Wiggles cracks the 1 million views mark. Lulz are being produced at an exponential rate.
- April 2nd, 2007: Sparkling Wiggles has now received 2.5 million views. Lulz production: EPIC.
- April 9th, 2007: Sparkling Wiggles claims over 3 million views and has been favorited over 9,000 times. Sparkling Wiggles is now LEGENDARY.
More proof that if its popular, YouTube wont do anything about it, even if they deleted the exact same video in the past.
Sometime while ED was closed due to aids, Sparkling Wiggles was deleted from YouTube. Too little, too late.
University of Michigan Pwn'd
In 2007, the all pasty-white co-ed Winter Broomball team of the University of Michigan called itself "The Sparkling Wiggles". Perhaps this was meant to be an extreme form of irony, as if these crackers were any whiter, they'd be see-thru clear.
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A RAPE SPIDER's original Sparkling Wiggle.
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