Shy Boys IRL

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Michael, the owner

To see if Shy Boys IRL is worth watching for you, please consider the following:

If you answer yes to these questions then this documentary on love shy and incel (involuntary celibacy) is for you!


Quotes

   
 
My looks are the only reason I am incel


 


 
 

—Advanced

   
 
I feel that my life is a mess... If I was a woman, would I want to date someone like me (someone like that)? No


 


 
 

—Michael

   
 
Face is 95% of everything. If you don’t have a good face you’re done.


 


 
 

—Advanced

   
 
I get overwhelmed and I think I should just quit. What’s the point? Why even try? What’s the motivation?


 


 
 

—Michael

   
 
Aren’t I cheery?


 


 
 

—Michael fantasizing about suicide

   
 
I want to be as if I never existed


 


 
 

—Michael

   
 
We’ll transform this dud into a stud


 


 
 

—UWT on giving Michael a makeover

   
 
A couple months now


 


 
 

—UWT on how long he’s been training to be a PUA

   
 
Every day is a sarge for me


 


 
 

—UWT

   
 
When I got muscles and better clothes


 


 
 

—When was UWT’s turning point?

   
 
Yeah I think I can hide it well... No, I don’t actually know if I can


 


 
 

—UWT on when/if he loses his virginity

   
 
All the incels and love-shys huddled in like cattle into a room


 


 
 

—Segment on UWT’s Bootcamp

   
 
Oh fuck me baby!


 


 
 

—UWT on the sounds of women enjoying sex

   
 
The Do’s: Be Attractive; Be Hot; Be Good Looking; Be Muscular

The Don’ts: Don’t be Unattractive; Don’t be Average-looking; Don’t have pale skin
 


 
 

—”How to get laid” by UWT

   
 
You’re the one afraid of vaginas.

You’re the one who made the thread “I’m terrified of female genitals”
 


 
 

—Michael responding to UWT’s talk on vaginas

   
 
Oh God! I can’t even look at it. I’m serious. I google Vaginas and I get the fucking picture. I can’t even fucking look at it. I don’t like looking at them... They’re too low


 


 
 

—UWT upon Googling Vaginas

   
 
They’re fine


 


 
 

—Sara on how dicks look

   
 
I don’t have a job. I am ugly. So my value right now is zero.


 


 
 

—Advanced

   
 
I’ve had over 1000 rejections, 2000 online, so that’s 3000 rejections in total.


 


 
 

—Advanced on why he doesn’t approach much anymore.

   
 
I’m approximating... So sorry, that’s not a real word. We’re redoing that.


 


 
 

—Advanced

Shy Boys: IRL

The full 31 minute full version is available here.



Shy Boys: The Movie

   
 
Mike is dating a gal, got back into filmmaking, and has a job! Urban White Trash got a girlfriend and then disappeared for a bit. I asked him how the relationship was going and he was excited that she had long hair and tits. Advanced is in China teaching English to children and probably hates me and the film, hard.


 


 
 

—Update from Sara, from the Kickstarter

Under the guise of creating another informative movie, the original filmmaker decides to milk these love shys for all they are worth and create a full-length sequel.

Support the movie and see some more love shy insanity.

Risks and Challenges

   
 
The forum members fear exposure, embarrassment, and harassment from "trolls" (internet bullies). Also, as female filmmakers, we must explore the effects of our presence and our individual relationships with the forum members. We are working hard to put the forum members at ease with both of these issues (trolls and the presence of female filmmakers). This time around, with your contributions and a great team of collaborators - Shy Boys: IRL can finally be realized in full.
 

 
 

—Love-shy.com member fears, from the Kickstarter

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