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Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
I'm not gonna let the death of my Turtle stop me from making A Capella's


—Segacamp and his dedication

Segacamp charms another lady

Segacamp, the King of Asspies, also known as Michael Campbell is a troubled Canadian. When he isn't 'sperging around at home, he enjoys making a cappelas, video game walkthroughs and raging at people who tell him he's shit. According to his youtube channel he is, amazingly, still single. Ladies, this is your chance.

The Beginning

Sonic and asspies go hand in hand

Somewhere around 2007 segacamp, after a performance infront of his parents, got the idea that he was a musical genius. Even though his parents just told him that he was good to be supportive, segacamp decided to share his gift with the world.

This is a typical performance from Segacamp

Along his singing career he has butchered such classics as Don't Stop Believing, The Final Countdown among many others. For some reason people commented that he was infact very bad, which caused him to make this announcement, where he tells us he has had enough of his haters, and that THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF FREAKING POOPHEADS. Segacamp also tells us he is trying to enter Canadian Idol, this being around 2007.

First of, let me make thing one thing perfectly clear, I just, ...I'm very awesome at singing


—Segacamp - A Responce to the Youtube Haters

A New Dawn

In 2009 segacamp decided to make a capellas. He somehow manages to be even worse at a capellas than he is at singing.

A Challenger Appears

A challenger appeared, known as DruoxTheShredder. They would duel the way you duel on the internet, by having an a capella off.

Segacamp's performance:

Druox's perfomance:

(go to 1:51 for his version)

Obviously segacamp lost, and as a result he raged. He raged hard, and to this day he is still pissed at Druox. Historians claim that it was around this time segacamp was titled "The King Of Asspies".

ABW (Asspies Barley Wrestling)

Segacamp was not pleased with his new title, nor the many people calling him an asspie, so he decided to rage harder. It only became worse for him when he won the annual ABW (Asspies Barley Wrestling) Championship beating Chris-chan in the finale. Meanwhile Segacamp tries to play it tough, and makes a video for his blogtv account wherein he threatens his youtube haters with shooting them in the head. He is very proud of the exact phrasing of his threat so he still uses it to this day.

Sad Face

I'm gonna take down this whole series, right down, collapse the whole thing, BURN it to the ground, untill... untill no one um uhmu even um uhmu untill everyone stops this ridiculous charade of me being an asspie.


—Segacamp, obviously being an asspie

In February 2011 The ABW Rumble took place. The stipulation of the Rumble was that if Segacamp loses he wouldn't be in the 2nd annual tournament. Segacamp was thrilled and was looking forward to the event. It turned out that Segacamp lost in the Rumble, but later came out wearing a mask and he was under the name “Mike Campbell." Ever since The Rumble, Segacamp was later convinced that if he won The 2nd Annual Tournament that the charade of him being an asspie would be over. He has taken this very very seriously as he has been training for the tournament.

In The 2nd Annual ABW Tournament, Segacamp (Mike Campbell) Lost in the 2nd round in Round 2. Segacamp was devastated as he made this video in response

There was later a contract signing which stated that If Segacamp loses his match with Etanthe3rd that he will be forever the King of the Asspies In the contract it stated that he can't change it, TY couldn't change it, and nobody could change it. In the match between Etanthe3rd and Segacamp TY betrayed Segacamp and Segacamp was shocked. He is now out of the tournament 100% forever and he is the king of asspies forever.



—Segacamp's final words to TY

R.I.P. Kevin

Kevin, segacamp's pet turtle, died around August 2010. Most professionals support the theory that segacamp's turtle, despite being a turtle, commited suicide after segacamp's unbearable audio torture.

Youtube Partner

Segacamp displaying his powers
I suggest you take me out of it I'm youtube Partnering now and I will make sure it will go straight down the shitter because you do not know what I am capable of and I will do whatever it takes to make you have a very bad day


—Segacamp and his powers of youtube partnership

Recently segacamp announced he was now a youtube partner. Proud days for asspies everywhere. Later it was revealed he only had partnership on one video, and even so it was on an account now no longer his. Now as MrSegacamp, he claims yet again to have partnership but not a single fuck was given that day.


The guy that was going to take the page down for him turned out to be the guy who got his dox, well played Segacamp.

Segacamp discovered his ED page after constantly searching his own name on google. He then asked all his fans from facebook and youtube to help him in an attempt to stop the truth from being revealed. He also claims that he does not have a brother, only a little sister that does not wish to be associated with him on youtube. Seeing how the theory of his turtle's death was stupid, he then proceeds to tell us that the reason his turtle died was because he was too much of a lazy fuck to clean the turtle tank, and it eventually died. Letting it go by as turtle suicide would have been way more acceptable than his own cruel explanation.

When the old ED was closed down, Segacamp was really happy. He was jumping for joy. However a few days later somebody showed him the new ED page.



—Segacamp - being a tough guy.


Segacamp couldn't handle the truth being put out on ED, he decided to retaliate, and make his own wikipedia page. But what happened instead, because he's extremely unintelligent, was that he created a user, and then wrote about himself on his user talk page. Not even his user page, he decided it would be best put on his talk page.

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Obviously he wrote this with only one hand, if you know what I'm saying. Notice the CWC-isms in his writing. He then realized it was all wrong, and meanwhilst he was blocked from editing.


Seeing that no one would do shit for him, Segacamp decided to make a few of the displayed videos on ED private, but seeing how they were saved it didn't really make a difference, and instead a far more humiliating performance was put up.

Things just got personal/Successful Troll is Successful

Trolling it at its finest... That was easy

For copypasta: Phone: (519)765-2004 Cellphone: 519-476-7122 Address: 46249 Talbot Street, St. Thomas, Ontario

Segacamp finds a boyfriend-free girl

The happy couple
Gazing into your soul

On 12/1/2010 an unexpected announcement was made, segacamp found a girl desperate enough to be associated with him. This was good news, since segacamp had thought about closing his youtube account, stopping the lulz. His lady, Miss Monkey, is without a doubt a tremendous achievement for segacamp on his venture into adulthood, now he just needs to throw out the toys under his bed.

Their relationship turned out to be a shortlived one, and after hacking into MissMonkey's computer lots of goodies were released, including audio recordings that contained him having Mario and Peach pretend sex with MissMonkey.

New Partnership on Youtube

To protect himself from trolls and haters, he went to an old friend, also known as Geoff The Hero. Geoff has indeed helped him in the war against trolls and haters, by uploading lots of irrelevant videos on his channel. Segacamp will go on with his regular asspieing, despite sharing his youtube account with someone else. This is another great example of how naïve Segacamp is, and not being able to tell he's being trolled. The partnership has finally come to an end, only foreseers could have seen that come.

MrKrampenDamp confronts Segacamp

Last Thursday MrKrampenDamp, an logical analyst told the world about his deep analysis of the asspie phenomenon segacamp. Then he asked segacamp for some promotion in response to his video, which segacamp was not amused by. Segacamp replied back in anger, whereafter MrKrampenDamp told segacamp that if he didn't do as he say, he'd notify everyone about segacamp's newly arrived penis picture on ED. Segacamp suddenly changed his tone and a deal was made after some dramatic pressure from MrKrampenDamp, which finally resulted in a very angry shoutout video to MrKrampenDamp, and his good joyboy Vorph, the creator of this page:

He then made a second shoutout video on his new channel, also announcing the new alliance between Segacamp, MrKrampenDamp and Vorph, and good times were had.


After Segacamp decided to give his password out to several people, it got closed. Luckily a great person managed to get ahold of it and give it back to segacamp, only to have segacamp fuck it up and accidently close the account again. He is now back on Jewtube to please his massive european fanbase as MrSegacamp which is a more manly name anyways according to Segacamp. The new account is now "thesegacampgamer."

In May 2011, 2 hackers by the names of Etanthe3rd and gigglesthehedgehog claimed that they "hacked" Segacamp's fan-page and helped bring back the ED page. Segacamp hates these 2 "hackers" with a passion. You can see the emotion in this video.

A few days later, Segacamp found out their SUPER SECRET TROLLING ORGANIZATION.

Where is he now?

Segacamp can be found on Justin.TV doing streams of games he can't play. He can also be found in other peoples chats, telling every single person he sees to follow him, which is hard to believe considering when he streams there's less than 5 people viewing. Segacamp also loves to talk on Skype with other streamers, either while they stream, or while he's streaming. As usual, he's Segacamp on Skype too.


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  • He has never kissed a girl before.
  • His parents are embarrassed of his videos and want him to take them down.
  • Segacamp values his youtube account more than his family's wellbeing/safety.
  • Segacamp still has toys under his bed (TRUTHED - he showed this on his only liveshow on blogtv)
  • He sleeps with a teddy bear
  • He doesn't know how to make his bed.

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