Sarah Andersen

Sarah "Auschwitz" Anderϟϟen

Sarah C. Andersen (better known as Auschwitz Anderϟϟen) is an artist who was best known for being the creator of Sarah's Scribbles – an absolutely hilarious webcomic about her horrible menstrual periods, exceedingly poor personal hygiene and overabundance of body hair. Unfortunately for Sarah, this would all change in December, 2016, when the denizens of /pol/ and Anime Nazi Twitter decided to give her comics the Ben Garrison treatment and spice them up with some much-needed racism and meme magick to create Sarah's Shoah – one of the lulziest webcomics evar.

Over the span of a mere few days, Sarah's comics would give birth to at least 6 million high-quality racist edits that would make A. Wyatt Mann shed tears of joy.

Sarah Scribbles

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Sarah's first attempt at a comic.

Sarah Andersen began her "career" as a webcomic artist on Tumblr in late 2011 by posting a hilariously meta MS Paint comic about how she realizes that her art skills are shit. Originally entitled Doodle Time, Sarah's shitty comic was a blatant ripoff of Allie Brosh's Hyperbole and a Half with slightly better art, no colours and a fuckton of completely unnecessary and unwanted references to Sarah's constantly-bleeding and extremely hairy snatch.

Sarah eventually gained some artistic talent, renamed her comic to Sarah's Scribbles and decided to cash in on her work by releasing a book of her freely available Tumblr comics and selling it for REAL CA$H MONEY.

The Holocaust is a Myth

LOL that's like SOOOOO relatable!!111

/pol/ attempts to make Sarah Andersen his waifu.

On December 23, 2016, someone began making racially enlightening edits of Sarah's comics and posted them on failchan's politically incorrect /pol/ board. At the time, most of the mentally deficient /pol/itizens had no fucking idea who Sarah Andersen was and many joined in on making new edits solely because they mistook Sarah for that flabby tranny who makes that other hilariously shit comic.

Upon realizing that Sarah is actually a decent-looking, cis-gendered, white female of average weight, many /pol/fags began to suffer from a severe case of troll's remorse and quickly started white knighting for Sarah. Meanwhile, some of the more hardened /pol/acks instead decided that they'd continue with making edits of Sarah's comics in an attempt to "Redpill" her into joining the Alt-Right (i.e. they got a boner for her and think that they actually have a chance of fucking her).

Sarah soon learned of the numerous edits to her comics and made several tweets acknowledging them.

	“	Some people have been editing my comics to display white supremacist texts. I am blocking and reporting as I see them. Please do the same!	„
	—Sarah Andersen, lacking a sense of humour

	“	I don't like to give attention/acknowledge people like that. But I want you to know how much I condemn it and am working on removing it.	„
	—Sarah, giving people attention

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The birth of Auschwitz Andersen.

Naturally, this began a flood of people mentioning the Streisand Effect and telling Sarah to stop making it into a big deal – despite the fact that she actually seemed far less concerned about the edits than most of her faggy followers and the overabundance of chanfags who were spamming the fuck out of her Twitter mentions.

At this point, Sarah was trapped between a bunch of beta cuck white knights and a bunch of Anime Twitter Nazis who were essentially screaming "NOTICE ME, ANDERSEN-SENPAI!!111 OwO" into a fucking megaphone.

Sarah fails to internet.

	“	I'm writing this comment to appeal to your humanity and ask you not to edit my comics to be racist, anti-semitic and transphobic. Please stop. I could lose my house, my family, my reputation could be completely destroyed.	„
	—"Sarah", reaching out to /pol/'s conscience

	“	Please, stop. I'm begging you. Stop. I don't know if you think this is funny or if you're trying to prove a political point or what. But this is really, really stressing me out. Please.	„
	—"Sarah", reaching out to /pol/'s conscience

	“	Sarah here, remove my comics or this sites owner will be receiving a cease and desist letter from my lawyer and a lawsuit for allowing you too tarnish my brand.	„
	—"Sarah", threatening to sue half-chan

	“	Greetings 4chan, My name is Sarah Andersen. I hear you faggots have been making a lot of racist edits of my comics lately. I just wanted to let you know that I don't appreciate that kind of behavior. You're nothing but a bunch of basement-dwelling virgins who will never amount to anything in your miserable lives. It would be better for the rest of us if you'd just off yourselves now. What's that? You've come up with some pitiful excuse of a retort? Fuck all of you. None of you would even last a minute against me in a real fight. I would kill every last one of you spineless, white, cis-male shitlords. Just try me.	„
	—Okay, these probably aren't really her

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Reviewing Her Book

Quotes

Sarah Andersen's cartoon form.

	“	@SarahCAndersen Be one of the world's heroes and take down @4chan's /pol/ board. You have a case against them for allowing libel against you	„
	—Maldraw, on his seriously retarded idea of "heroism"

	“	@SarahCAndersen advising you to sue the site for defamation or request them to remove the neonazi board, /pol/ or both. Its the only way to stop defamation of your works and save others from similar raids as well. You can be our hero, Sarah.	„
	—Maldraw

	“	Maybe they're trying to stop you fucking faggots from fucking this girl over like you did to Ben Garrison. You fucking jealous permavirgin faggots need to grow the fuck up and stop ruining people's lives because no girls wanted to touch your peepee in high school. Maybe if you spent 1/75 of the time you spend making edits of other peoples comics and put it towards exercising and grooming yourselves you'd actually know what it's like to have sex with a real girl and not one drawn by a perverted Nip. You're all pathetic faggots.	„
	—Anon decides to be a white knight

	“	wow that's fucked up. i can't believe how literally uncreative and asinine these fuckbags are	„
	—Slampiece Prodigy

	“	wow shes cute. leave her alone you guys	„
	—Anon, crushing on Sarah

	“	Be happy, they're actually making your shit funny and relevant.	„
	—HylianGuard231

	“	your comics are crap and can be drawn by anyone with moderate down syndrome why are you trying to copywrite shit?	„
	—AH64DVA

	“	actually, the parody edits are hillarious. She should roll with them!	„
	—CuckSlayer88

	“	Sorry, kiddo, but there's this thing called Fair Use which protects parodies, you have no legal recourse.	„
	—Ben Matlock

	“	No idea why people are "raiding" @SarahCAndersen by editing her comics. She ain't done nothing. Guess I don't get the "humour" in it all.	„
	—Blobbem

	“	If you are the real Sarah, please stay in this site, you might learn some things that will probably make you less retarded.	„
	—Anonymous

	“	So, Trixie from The Fairly OddParents created her own webcomic, where she intentionally portrays herself as a hideous Tim Burton caricature, just so all the people who google her name will see her irl picture and then tweet her "Gosh, you're pretty!"	„
	—Anonymous

	“	We should draw her getting fucked by dogs. Although that probably wouldn't offend her as much as racism.	„
	—Anonymous

	“	I want to fuck the libtard out of her system	„
	—Anonymous

	“	I bet she has an ageplay fetish. Imagine bending her over your knee and spanking that tight little ass until it's beet red, crying "I'm sorry daddy, I won't do it again, I promise" with a sneaky little grin that lets you know she dropped her dish on purpose so you'd have to punish her. Imagine she's all snug in bed with her bunnie ears onesie pajamas, you've got the pussy flap open for easy access and she holds you so tight with all the strength her tiny arms can muster and whispers "I love you daddy, I love you soooooo much" in your ear as you cum.	„
	—Okay...

	“	She'll come here an angry liberal, and leave pregnant. Red pilling is optional	„
	—Anonymous

	“	PLZ BE MY GF SARAH	„
	—Anonymous

	“	I would cum deep inside her on the first fuck.	„
	—Anonymous

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Sarah's Known Aliases

Mrs. Ben Garrison
Alt-Right Andersen
Sarah C. Aryandersen
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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
Sarah "laws should be lax about mowing down blacks" Andersen
Sarah 'refugees will swing from trees' Andersen
Sarah 'black lives don't matter when there's bones to be shattered' Andersen
Sarah "a grave for every slave" Andersen
Sarah "Making a lagoon out of the blood of coons" Andersen
Sarah "Drown a Chink in the Sink" Andersen
Sarah "Speak ebonics she'll go demonic" Andersen
Sarah "Adulting is hard, genocide is easy" Andersen
Sarah 'chase the coons out with a broom' Andersen
Sarah "If he takes it in the ass he gets the gas" Andersen
Sarah “if he’s dark, feed him to a shark” Andersen
Sarah "USA for the Master Race" Andersen
Sarah "If he sucks cock he gets the Glock" Andersen
Sarah "smother every Brother" Andersen
Sarah "Empty my 9 in the Welfare Line" Andersen
Sarah "nuke the coons" Andersen
Sarah "I dislike minorities" Andersen
Sarah "Stab the fags" Andersen
Sarah 'burn the blacks for talking smack' Andersen
Sarah 'smack a black' Andersen
Sarah "slap a jap" Andersen
Sarah "Catch This Anti-Semite" Andersen
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For the lulz.
Sarah 'put the kikes on spikes' Andersen
Sarah "Ten Ton Terror of Tel Aviv" Andersen
Sarah "heads of kikes on a pike" Andersen
Sarah 'a star tattoo for every Jew' Andersen
Sarah "Running over illegals in El Caminos" Andersen
Sarah "The Sadist to the Marxist Soviets" Andersen
Sarah "You can run but you can't hide" Andersen
Sarah "Homophobic Hero" Andersen
Sarah "Makes niggers go into shivers" Andersen
Sarah "Hurting minorities from breakfast, lunch and dinner" Andersen
Sarah "Blowing the Lids off the Yids" Andersen
Sarah "Nightmare of Blacks from Ghana to Atlanta" Andersen
Sarah "Killing non-whites from left to Reich" Andersen
Sarah "The Bigger the Nigger the More she Pulls the Trigger" Andersen
Sarah "Huey Lewis and the Noose" Andersen
Sarah "Shooting the Beaner with a Repeater" Andersen
Sarah "The Mongoloid Murdering Maniac" Andersen
Sarah "Dragging Shmuley behind my Dually" Andersen
Sarah "Pulled a KA-BAR at the Gay Bar" Andersen
Sarah "Wrecking Ball the Wailing Wall" Andersen
Sarah "The Montanan Grand Dragon" Andersen
Sarah "The Anglo-Saxon Purity Klaxon" Andersen
Sarah "Ran over a kike with my bike" Andersen
Sarah "Nigger Neck-breaking Nightmare" Andersen
Sarah "Happy Concentration Camper" Andersen
Sarah "Gassing a bunch before lunch" Andersen

From A to Zyklon.
Sarah "Latino Life Leecher" Andersen
Sarah "A holocaust a day keeps Mossad away" Andersen
Sarah "Itching for a lynching" Andersen
Sarah "Running down cucks with monster trucks" Andersen
Sarah "Not white, shoot on sight" Andersen
Sarah "Sending every black to Iraq" Andersen
Sarah "Destroyer of every Diaspora" Andersen
Sarah "Peeing on every Korean" Andersen
Sarah "Killing spics with bricks" Andersen
Sarah "The Meanie to the Sheeny" Andersen
Sarah "Let's Get this Shoah on the Road" Andersen
Sarah "Y'all Gonna Panic When You See This Germanic" Andersen
Sarah "Asians will be terrified when they see this Caucasian" Andersen
Sarah "Goin' Mental on the Oriental" Andersen
Sarah "The Divider of US and Mexico" Andersen
Sarah "The Jackal of Jerusalem" Andersen
Sarah "Drowned the Chink in the Kitchen Sink" Andersen
Sarah "Unloading my Nine at the Welfare Line" Andersen
Adolf Hitler, Jr.
Pez, after the above-mentioned "incident". Sarah doesn't like to talk about it.
Sarah "Putting a .22 in every Jew" Andersen
Sarah "Making a Kite out of a Kike" Andersen

Sarah attempts to reverse the effects of white genocide.
Sarah "Fuck the Korean, be with this European" Andersen
Sarah "Make every Spic into a toothpick" Andersen
Sarah "Drive by shooter of Compton" Andersen
Sarah "The Cambodian Cannibalizer" Andersen
Sarah "Muslim Mutilator" Andersen
Sarah "Stabbing ice picks at Bolsheviks" Andersen
Sarah "The Fourth Reich" Andersen
Sarah "The White cornea of Suburbia" Andersen
Sarah "Breaking the jaw of every nigger in Crenshaw" Andersen
Sarah "The real Zodiac Killer" Andersen
Sarah "Givin a stuffin to Dindu Nuffin" Andersen
Sarah "Aryan Assassin from America" Andersen
Sarah "Getting every hooked nose bastard to be plastered" Andersen
Sarah "Everything is going to be all white" Andersen
Sarah "dug a hole for every thug" Andersen
Sarah "Pop goes the Nigger" Andersen
Sarah "Breakdown of the Multiculturalism" Andersen
Sarah "Wetting every little Aryan teen girls panties" Andersen
Sarah "River to the sea, Aryans will be free" Andersen
Sarah "Turning Emos into perfect little whites" Andersen
Sarah "The Canadian Cripper of the first world nations" Andersen
Sarah "Holocausting the Homosexuals" Andersen
Sarah "Unload a Mag in Every Fag" Andersen
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SIEG HEIL!
Sarah "Never Trust A Kike" Andersen
Sarah "Around Blacks Never Relax" Andersen
Sarah "Melanin is a Sin" Andersen
Sarah "You're a Nigger? Get the Trigger" Andersen
Sarah "Gas the Kikes" Andersen
Sarah "When in Doubt, Throw Them Out" Andersen
Sarah "If Your Skin is Brown, Get Out of Town" Andersen
Sarah "The Vince McMahon of the Holohoax" Andersen
Sarah "You Better Not Shoah Your Nose Around Here" Andersen
Sarah "With Jews, You Lose" Andersen
Sarah "Bestiality Laws Forbid Racemixing" Andersen
Sarah "Chop the dick off every spic" Andersen
Sarah "Grab a Spike, Kill a Dyke" Andersen

Videos

One of her comics.

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