Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty is a shitty Adult Swim cartoon pandering to edgy, reclusive teenagers. Putting it a lightly as possible; the show is a scientific clusterfuck, and a bland rip off of Futurama, Back to the Future, Doctor Who, and practically any science-fiction that has ever existed. As with all other Adult Swim shows, it has the child appeal equivalent to that of anything airing on Disney XD, animation that isn't much above what high-school, first year art students could make in their personal deviantART doodlebooks, along with repetitive episodes which entail many sexual, mutated, gore-filled adventures too fucked up to air on any other network.
This piece is about a batshit-insane, drunken grandpa; named Rick, and his queer 14-year-old grandson; Morty and the retarded catastrophic abominations they create on their time-wasting journeys across the universe. It was originally just a merciful film short before Cartoon Network found out they had too much Jew Gold, so they threw it at this and boom, we have our new show, 21-minute-long episodes of pure shitfests and scientific failure.
There's currently 3 seasons of this shit; and counting.
- 1 Characters
- 2 Catchphrases And One-Liners
- 3 Episode guide
- 4 The Creators
- 5 The Fanbase
- 6 Way Too Many References
- 7 Memes
- 8 "To Be Fair" Copypasta
- 9 Is It Misogynistic? Isn't EVERYTHING?
- 10 Rule 34
- 11 Videos
- 12 See Also
|Rick Sanchez - A drunken mad scientist diagnosed with several mental illnesses, who wastes his elderly life in the family garage building pointless crappy inventions that should never see the light of day. He's constantly intoxicated, and doesn't give a single fuck about his grandson and family unless he's dragging his virgin grandson into his escapades to help him fix his own problems.|
|Pickle Rick - No. Please no. A character designed by the creators as an admission to their phallocentric shortcomings and to help inform everyone within 50 meters of you that You're a fag because you think everyone will think you're cool and ironic when you give in to the need of wanting to run around screaming, "I'm Pickle Rick"|
|Morty Smith - Rick's perma-virgin grandson, who is always tagging along with him to fix his problems, oftentimes against his will. Morty is a stammering mess as a result of all the trauma he gets put through whenever his batshit-insane grandpa reels him into one of his adventures, So far, he has been sexually assaulted by aliens, shrunk down to microscopic size and forced into a dead hobo's body, become a father to a half-alien half-human abomination born from a sex robot, and many more oddities only a mental hospital patient could remotely relate to. He also happens to be on a never-ending love-quest, desperate to get laid by any slut willing to spread their legs for his micropenis. Morty will likely kill himself by the end of the series due to the trauma his grandfather has put him through.|
|Snuffles/Snowball - The only character in the show with any balls - Ironic since he's been clipped and is Morty's dog. Attains super intelligence thanks to Jerry whining to Rick about Snuffles being too dumb to know to piss outside and not on the rug which motivates Rick to create a brain amplifier for Snuffles. This sets off a series of events where snuffles attains consciousness and creates more brain amplifiers for other dogs that become his Army and help in his taking over the world.|
|Annie - An uninspired, cliche, wannabe strong female type that was only put in the episode Anatomy Park to prove that Morty is straight by giving him something to fingerbang. Suffers from Puffy Vagina|
|Jerry Smith - A boring, jobless father, more concerned for himself over his own family and keeps trying his best to think Rick doesn't exist due to his inflated ego. Because of this, his wife leaves him constantly for real men who actually pay attention to the shit around them and have a pair of balls bigger than peas. Morty gets his pussy personality from him.|
|Beth Smith - The only one that has the balls, making Jerry gay, in the relationship. A cardiac surgeon for horses, she gives them both beating hearts and enraged boners at the sight of her swaying ass. The handjobs, fellatio and anal sex she gives them is just an after-surgery check-up list to see if their new hearts work, she swears! Constantly cucks her husband in favor of the equines.|
|Summer Smith - A typical "social media obsessed" 16-year-old whore who always wishes to rebel against her family, wanting to do whatever she can to be the most popular girl in school and to her friends.|
|Ethan- Summer's needy, stalker type boyfriend that was Ass raped by his brother on a fishing trip. Mostly in the show so the creators can look edgy and pro-feminist by blaming men for giving wimmins body-dismorphia and issues by telling them the truth when they say that they're tits are too small or that they're too fat. No real value to the show. Annie has more importance than he does|
|Jessica - Morty's crush. Apart from being a soulless ginger, she has literally no personality whatsoever and only exists for Morty to have something to want to stick his dick inside. But that'll never happen because she's too busy sucking nigger cock to even know that he exists. In one episode, Morty gives her what basically amounts to roofies, which more or less ends up destroying the world, so Rick and Morty have to restart in another reality. She actually starts getting wet for Morty when Rick removes his pussy half and Morty's balls drop enough to tell Jessica to get into the kitchen and make him a sammich. Seeing that he ain't the Omega level bitch that can be led around by the promise of an over the shirt and bra tit touch, she helps Rick trick Morty into taking back his loser half. All in all, she's you're basic teenage girl that wants to be seen as a whore and will openly talk about getting pissed on and doing Cleveland Steamers but will cry up a storm the second someone calls her a whore.|
|Brad - Jessica's boyfriend. Just as bland as her, and serves as the show's resident "jock bully" stereotype. His other primary function is to take all the white wimminz so omega pussies like Morty can't have them. Most likely will be that 45-year-old loser who sits at a bar, in his letterman jacket, boring people with stories about the days when he meant something.|
|Mr. Goldenfold - A middle-aged nigger who does what niggers do best - being loud, obnoxious, and making no sense whatsoever. He also eats poop.|
|Mr. Meeseeks - One of Rick's garbage associates, who's soul purpose is to fix everyone's problems and then die. Mr. Meeseeks is a blue human-like Muppet with an incredibly annoying voice, more insufferable than LeafyIsHere's whenever he's on a fit of nerd-rage. Mr. Meeseeks is spawned from a box with a button on it, and can use this box to create clones of himself which leads to an absolute fucking disaster.|
|Mr. PoopyButtHole - A character that was created simply to be merchandised and sold as plushies to Trendy Fuckers that are slowly creeping into their 30s, that still feel the need to shop at HotTopic, as can be seen by the simple design. Like every one-shot character in the show he has one line that he repeats over and over to hide the writers lack of skills. "OOOOOHHHWEEE"|
All the background characters look either still or unnaturally zombified, and the main ones sounding bored as hell when they're not getting themselves killed by whatever Rick pulls out of his ass that week.
Catchphrases And One-Liners
Not having the talent to properly develop a one time character and use it in such a way that it displays its own personality and differentiates themselves from the other characters in an episode, the creators would rather resort to trying to be a wannabe meme generator disguised as a cartoon. After all, this is how the Executives at Cartoon Network know that you're watching their shows. The more a person like You repeats these lines over and over on the internet, the more popular they know it is with idiots.
- Snuffles/Snowball: "Where are my Testicles, Summer?"
- Mr. Poopybutthole: "Oooooohhhhhweeee"
- Mr. Meseeks: "I'm Mr. Meseeks!"
- Birdperson: "In Bird culture this is considered a dick move."
- Tammy: "I love watching bukkake. I mean, like, I don't know if I would personally ever do it."
- Abradolf Lincler: "Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!"
Dan Harmon - A fat alcoholic nu-male who's actual Asperger (seriously he's an actual aspie) was probably the thing that made his wife leave him. (Lol nope it was because he was creeping on his Community co-writer Megan Ganz) Despite being a feminist, he once screamed at a woman on stage until she cried. He also once devolved into actual autistic screeching at a convention while yelling at a room full of people that they should prove they aren't Nazis by going out and stabbing Trump voters to death (AKA illegal incitement to violence). Dan clearly believes in his mind that he is Rick, despite the fact he's so stupid he couldn't win a twitter argument about copyrights against a 16-year-old McDonalds employee and had to threaten to block her if she doesn't stop proving him wrong. Infamous for the fact his shows always fall apart because all of his co-workers hate him and refuse to work with him and is currently hiding behind a Wil Wheaton high wall of blocked accounts on Twitter, like the one he blocked after spending 3 drunken hours sending him threats after he dared suggest that Dan's idea of a TV show where you rap about your grandmother might not be a good idea. Last Thursday, Harmon's pedophile fantasies were discovered and Archive today-ico.png exposed by 4chan for the lulz and great justice, which led to Harmon deleting his Twitter account. After a public apology which was laughed at by John Oliver, a video of an infant fondling Harmon's crotch was discovered and uploaded to LiveLeak. LiveLeak promptly deleted it as a violation of their TOS, but there are copies on Twitter and in the fap folder of every person on 4chan. Naturally Polygon attributed Harmon's trouble to the "far right" because Polygon loves pedos.
Justin Roiland' - Probably a paedophile. Has posted on Twitter that in a parallel universe Rick and Morty are in a homosexual relationship (which isn't only pedophilia, but also incest) and when people confronted him about it got super defensive. Fans also like to defend Roiland's pedophilic tendencies by saying that the Scary Terry episode, when Mr. Goldenfield is having a wet dream that includes his students, is a nod to Nabokov's Lolita rather than being some sick shit. This wouldn't be suspicious if it wasn't for the fact HE WAS CAUGHT SOLICITING UNDERAGED GIRLS FOR SEX ONLINE: in a story that was buried by all liberal news outlets and forgotten. The only thing that's good about Roiland is his hate for SJWs, which is probably the thing that keeps triggering Harmon's Aspergers and causing him to miss every one of the show's deadlines.
4 Nameless Whores - R&M hired 4 random women at the end of season 3 as scriptwriters because Dan is a feminist. Subsequently, the 3rd season is considered to be worse BY FAR compared to the first 2 seasons.
Someone on the staff who has a Golden Shower fetish - No clue who this is, but Summer keeps pissing herself in the show and Jessica and her friends had a conversation in the Day Spa episode about getting pissed on so it's probably a fetish of one of the writers: almost definitely Roiland.
The R&M fanbase is comprised entirely of smug middle school boys and Reddit MGTOW's in their late 20's. Both think hating god makes you edgy, both are intimidated by women, but at least the 13-year-olds bathe.
Sending death threats to the female writers
The RaM fanbase got so butthurt about Harmon hiring women writers that they doxed all of them and sent them death threats, which didn't accomplish anything and only got feminist sites to write articles about it and Dan Harmon to say he is ashamed of them. While usually feminist accusing people of being misogynists is just bullshit, in the case of Rick and Morty fans it is 100% true. Although they ended up being sort of right because season 3 was shit.
When the cringiest fanbase online found the cringiest site online, magic happened. Musical.ly is currently flooded with 12-year-olds in poorly made costumes lip-syncing Justin Bieber songs. It's not only amazing, but also the only place the under-aged part of the fanbase go to get away form about the 50% of the adult fanbase of the show who accost them with propaganda about feminism when they just want to talk about their children's cartoon that was made for children, which is what they are. The other 50% of the adult fanbase is inescapable even on Musical.ly because they're pedophiles.
The Sauce Incident
After petitioning McDonald's day and night to bring back a sauce most of them are too young to have ever tasted because the show mentioned it and said it was good, the Rick and Morty fanbase rewarded McDonald's for their kindness by rioting all over the nation because there wasn't enough teriyaki/ketchup mix to go around, in an incident that ended in fights, stabbings, a car accident and one retarded slut trading her car for a 5 cent packet of sauce. In one video a pretend fan jumps onto the McDonald's counter to loudly demand the sauce, squirms on the floor shouting that he is Pickle Rick, then retardedly runs out of the McDonald's (seen at 5:25 to 6:16 here - heavily planned performance art)
Show creator Dan Harmon only made things worse by demanding McDonald's pay him royalties for the free publicity he gave them that they didn't ask for.
Way Too Many References
Rick and Morty is designed to be another one of those trendy fucker shows where hairy palmed geeks can get together on message boards or head up fan-sites so they can feel superior to the average viewer that only watches the show for amusement, to waste time or because there's nothing better on Tv at the moment and not so they can watch each episode in super slo-mo so they catch all the blink and you'll miss them hidden references to earlier episodes or tributes to other shows in every episode.
For instance, in the episode Morty's Mindblowers, when Rick and Morty are in the M.C.Escher style world and Morty is holding the Truth Turtle, they are both running away from Morpheus from Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
What really makes fans cream their shorts is all the Gravity Falls references in the show that have fans convinced that Disney will allow a Gravity Falls and Rick And Morty crossover in the future. For instance, in the Atlantis episode, you can see a Morty carrying Journal Number 3. In the same episode, you can see a Morty-styled Mable and a Morty-styled Dipper Pines. In any of the episodes, try to NOT find Bill Cipher, the triangle-shaped Illuminati-styled villain from Gravity Falls. If you have an idea how the artists hide him it gets easy to find him. Look at computer screens or statues that look like they are holding something; Bill will almost always be there.
Probably the most interesting reference is in The Rickshank Redemption when Rick is showing the bug alien how he invented the portal gun, his house is the same house as Walter White's in Breaking Bad.
The sad part about all of this is that 90% of the references exist only in the fan's minds. Striving to gain some sense of superiority for watching this show, the autistic audience of this shit pile constantly imagines deep philosophical meanings and obscure literary references into the show. To the point they convinced themselves that "WABA LUBBA DUB DUB" is actually a deeply meaningful allusion to an 18th-century Russian novel about nihilism.
- Pickle Rick' - Is a forced meme and another cancer infecting the internets because 12-year-old boys think they're being clever repeating something over and over until it has the same mental impact as repeating multiplication tables in 3rd-grade math class.
- WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB - Was, like all memes in this show, intended as an ironic criticism of how stupid catchphrases and things like that actually are. Instead of getting that, R&M's highly evolved fanbase all either ascribed some hidden meaning to literal gibberish or started yelling it at people on the street while insisting they are being ironic but only proving to the cringing spectators they don't know what that phrase means.
- Get Schwifty - Again, intended to be cringy and ironic. Again, this went over the fans' heads.
- SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT - Nobody actually uses this meme.
- EVERYTHING ELSE - Look, this isn't KYM. We aren't here to document every retarded moment in the show that it's Downie fans post over and over on every website hoping it will eventually become funny. All you need to know is that any meme related to Rick and Morty is shit and anyone that posts them (yes, even "ironically") is a faggot that should be trolled off whatever website you happen to see them on
"To Be Fair" Copypasta
The only good Rick and Morty fan "meme" is the one dedicated to mocking them with this copypasta of an honest-to-god real Facebook post by a real R&M fan.
A sizeable amount of Rick and Morty fans are connoisseurs of scat pornography; in response to being questioned about liking weird porn, a fan wrote the following:
Is It Misogynistic? Isn't EVERYTHING?
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- Alex Mae Muholland - The show's biggest fan is a 14 year old who wants to fuck Rick!
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