Klondikebar (Carlos Colon aka c0nfl1kt, aka CarlosControlsTheUniverse, aka mrstickslives) is a fat fuck faggot from the EDF. One day, he stumbled upon LulzyLulzersson's photo album, one in which he shows his masculine, god-like rip. Klondikebar commented on Lulzy's fat, long Dick Neck to make himself feel better about his fat fuck self. He added the photo album to the Dick Neck article. Klondikebar fucked with the wrong NIGGER. Sometime last Thursday, a great passing of fate occured, Lulzy was banned (for 1 week) for posting the Arby's Vagina Burger in a vagina tasting discussion thread. Being the no-life faggot that he is, Lulzy decided to browse Encyclopedia Dramatica. He stumbled upon the Dick Neck article. Lulzy soon noticed the article links to his album. He saw that Klondikebar added the link. Being the Lulzy LULZ man that he is, he replaced all of his dick neck pictures with Klondikebar's ginormous asshole of a face.
—klondikebar, After Lulzy tells him that his neck is not in-fact long, just wide and muscular; klondikebar, the fat fuck, in reality has no neck.
Once the fat fuck faggot realized what halt gone down, he went on a butthurt message spree (see image).
One can only assume he went on to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING afterwards.
Klondikebar was soon labeled a "FAGGOT" for his faggotry.
Seeing this, we can conclude that:
- Klondikebar obviously loves to give cock, but he can't take cock.
- It seems that he's a gigantic lying fag machine. Why would Lulzy ask him to remove the link if he already replaced all of his images with a fat faggot?
- He was the 1st and only one to make the dick neck comment -- more lying faggotry.
- Lulzy is extremely gay.
- Also, cocks.
Gallery of Fatty Walrus and Butthurt
—LulzyLulzersson, album description