John J. Pershing

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General Black Jack Pershing proves that modern governments and armies are a bunch of wimps.

Jack Pershing was a general with a backbone who refused to follow orders from some panzy sitting behind a desk, just like William Tecumseh Sherman, he wasn't afraid to do the right thing. The result? Peace of course. If he were alive, no Muslim would dare to screw with America, unless they wished to be showered with bullets that were bathed in pigs blood. Today, in response to terrorism, the American government uses waterboarding, because public executions are illegal.

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