Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a castle, named Trixie (Powerword Gina Morelli). Trixie wakes up every morning, chews the head off a baby, and mentally prepares to post inane shit on an internet forum. Trixie's hobbies include collecting dolls, using her dolls to act out creepy scenarios which she takes pictures of, talking about being bipolar, hitting on children who are under the age of 18, playacting that she is someone's mother, and making pretend sandwiches for people online.
Oh, and did I mention that she
has cancer is fat?
Trixie is your typical middle-aged failure. She is a library associate (see: clerks making under $35,000.00 annually), never graduated from college, is divorced as a result of a miscarriage and her husband no longer being able to tolerate her craziness, has no children (mainly due to utilizing abortion), no friends besides her multiple cats, and is now forever alone despite several recent "relationships", most of which include nothing but her one sided flirtations. Excluding the most successful one of which ended with the fat guy she was sleeping with stealing her Xanax in the middle of the night and running away from her.
Besides wasting away what little is left of her life, she is also obsessed with her doll collection to the point of dementia, saying they are like her children, and that they speak to her. It is speculated that she uses her dolls as makeshift dildos; however, she is unreliable about telling the truth and the dolls were unavailable for comment.
Trixie On EDF2
When she's not casting sideways glances at preschoolers, she spends most of her time on doll-related or dating websites, which may be why she got confused and logged onto EDF2, since it is basically a giant pile of circlejerking faggots. She claims to read books and comic books like Ms. Marvel, although it's unlikely that her knowledge of comics extends outside Google Image Search for the sake of attracting small boys. Which explains what she was looking for on the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums in the first place.
Her time on EDF was spent talking to herself about herself and awarding herself with fictitious titles like "Nicest Person On EDF2" and "Queen Of EDF2". The title she most deserved being "Biggest Cunt On EDF2" since her twat is big enough to serve as a landing strip for a 747. She spent most of her time complaining about other female users being attention whores.
What little time she could spare from her busy day whoring for attention was used for flirting with men less than half her age that were out of her league even when she was young, and some of whom were underaged. But, since no one's standards are that low, she was always greeted with awkward attempts to change the subject or flat out rejection.
Eventually being on a forum where she gained nothing from posting made her restless. Trixie decided to get someone else to make a poll/thread about whether or not she should show her flabby udders, in which half of the people voting did so out of morbid curiosity, and the other half didn't want to lose their erection forever. Oblivious, she sent her nudes to several people afterwards, including a moderator, all of whom told her nobody wants to see that shit. After being rebuffed by said moderator, she then sent the pictures to his girlfriend in an attempt to... actually, I'm not sure what she was trying to accomplish or gain by doing that. She grew in size, feeding off the energy emitted from her computer, but it was not enough.
Fake Cancer And Final Annihilation
After popping some Xanax and getting riled up over being picked on, she decided to use the Old Hag Defense Mechanism. This is much like younger women claiming to have been raped when they are backed into a corner and want everyone to stop being mad and feel sorry for them, except with cancer.
Some were thrilled and popped boners at the prospect of her imminent suffering and eventual death, yet most were skeptical. Fortunately, EDF has hundreds of medical professionals on staff who promptly told her she was just fat. After some diligent research it was quickly discovered that the cancer surgery she claimed to be having, over a month from then, was actually a surgery she requested because she'd rather be cut open than put the fork down and exercise. People don't usually go around announcing fatal illnesses in a huff. Then again, women aren't really people, and are incapable of handling any situation without starting their period or crying. On a related note, Trixie claims to be bipolar and may eventually blame lying and acting like a crazy bitch on her medicine/her disorder/her dad. Although our experts suspect she may suffer from a far worse condition.
But, even after being outed that she was actually having a surgery for fatties, Trixie refused to back down. At which point one of the people to whom she told her "brilliant plot" exposed her in a thread including her admittion, her nudes, other websites she is active in and personal information she has shared with him.
The information posted on the thread lead to things like the discovery of her dox, an IRC she runs full of doll-obsessed faggots that was subsequently shut down due to people being far too interested, porn and dating sites she uses to prey on young boys, and an entire wiki she made about herself.
Seeing that the tides have turned and no one likes her anymore, feeling like the cornered wild animal that she already resembled, she decided she was done with EDF2 and roamed across the grassy plains to ED IRC, thinking that her faggotry would be more welcomed. Sadly for her, people on ED IRC are just as bad as EDF2. At first they told her to fuck off and posted her stupidity on QOTN;however, since even bad attention is good enough for someone so starved for human interaction, this failed. So after briefly pretending to be her friends, one of them convinced her to have cyber sex with him and reveal that she has a farting and pooping fetish the transcripts of which he promptly posted on the forum.
After this she quietly fizzled away, only to post "I'M A STROHNG IN'EH'PENDENT WOMUN" quotes on her EDF profile, which surely put everyone in their place and reminded us all of her courageous and beautiful spirit.
If You Encounter Trixie
- Don't move. Her vision is based on movement.
- Roll her back into the ocean.
- Toss coupons for KFC into the air and run.
- Play dead. Be sure to be lying face-down so she cannot rape you.
- Ask her why she chose to cosplay as Jabba the Hutt. Dopo mee gusha, Trixie?
- Don't look her in the eye, or she'll ask if you want to see her nudes.
- If she offers you nudes, take your hand and firmly strike her face, and say, "No! Bad!" in a commanding tone.
- Do not give her any attention whatsoever.
- Do not attempt to be polite and say things like, she looks well for her age. She doesn't.
- Offer her food and compliments, then push her off a cliff.
- Tell her you're over the age of 12. That will turn her off instantly
The Fat Fuck Finally Loses The Fat More Disgusting Than Ever
Recently it was revealed that the worlds's largest mammal finally stepped off the lard, and decided to show a brand new her (or more correctly have it shown for her), which turned out was even more disgusting than before.
After her year of not posting she came back claiming to now be skinny and sexy, but was told pics or didn't happen. Knowing what horror she has to hide she continued to refuse to show anyone. The revelation came about after she befriended DieInAFire, who pretended to be her friend again and promised not to tell anyone, but instead then spilled the beans to Oddguy who did what Jews always do: backstabbed Trixie and made the horrible abomination of a picture public. This of course also lead to the discovery of her new E-dating profiles, where she will try to pick up underage boys, and suck the life out of them to try and regain her youth/fat.
A Typical Work Day
Threads With Drama
- EDF2 users join together to find 50 reasons why she can't.
- Her Doll IRC - full of easily butthurt NORPS and ripe for trolling.
- WHOIS look up of her domain - DOX are here.
- Her flicker - wanna see some stupid dolls?
- Her wiki about herself - begging to be vandalized.
- Here she used to look for kids to molest - Hacked and deleted.
- Girl on the Internet Syndrome
- EDF2: Electric Boogaloo
- ED IRC
- Man The Harpoons
- Sweet Eva
- Kevin Havens
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