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Balddumborat (also known as Paula "I do it for the money" Wilkinson) is yet another sick fuck stemming from the endless pool of cancer that forms the furry fandom. Becoming slightly internet famous at least 100 years ago, when she stopped copying manga and hentai book drawings on Y!Gallery and started drawing the sickest shit a human being can imagine and depict on paper, she then increased her popularity among mostly 40 year old virgins who like to sit in their mom's basement all day and jack off to badly drawn pokemon furry porn and the like. Funny thing is, she actually earns Jew gold through before mentioned drawing engagement.
On her main Furaffinity Account she's referring to herself as a "pansexual/gender-neutral oriented" person, which basically suggests that she takes everything up her ass/cunt as long as it has a functioning brain, including dicks of all shapes, sizes and species. So far so furry, but there's moar of course.
Like most other furries, she meets the typical egomaniac and manipulative behavioral-type persona you would expect from one of these folks, going as far as to writing most of her own ED article, since "the troll who originally wrote it sucked at their job", but still throwing a bitchfit when somebody links to her ED page.
She claims that she's psychic and apparently when she's not drawing or getting off to sick porn, she sits on her fat ass playing World of Warcraft all day, and even nerd rages about it. Despite her countless abominated sexual fetishes, she also likes to draw and imagine highly perverted guro porn variations of all kinds. Yes, she's actually that sick and desperate to enjoy such shitty semi-porn artwork. She gets off to that shit all the time. Only Raptor Jesus knows what other things rest inside the private part of her Furraffinity profile. Not content with making Pansexuals look bad, she now claims to be a "transman".
—Balddumborat, on why never having a penis makes you no less of a man
Paula is a master attention whore. First, she seeds the area with radical opinions, bashes something popular like Christmas or America, or stands up for a sick fuck after he got banned from Tumblr for making underage pony porn, using other people's art for a commission, and being "better than da Vinci". Then whenever someone dares say anything about her, her views, or any cause she cares about, she will respond with a verbose counterargument and then has her fat ass thoroughly licked by her close friends for hours after the vile troll who dared disagree with the brilliant BaldDumboRat. She then posts a quick blurb about how her fans should stop attacking people on her behalf to look good, then repeats the whole thing. When that does not work, she posts vague and dark posts, pictures, and art to get her followers' attention.
Paula mainly draws animals, preferably for her customers in multiple sexual posses, doing fucked up furry stuff. Laughably she calls these feeble insults for real artists actually her"Art" and quickly morphs into butthurt mode as soon as anybody claims otherwise. Examples of this fine, so-called "Art" of hers can be easily found on such sites as Paheal, 'Booru and so on.
Aside from her furry porn income, she also has a bunch of unimportant and lame-ass fursona/custom characters which fulfill all things she couldn't obtain IRL.
Little Girl Rape
—Paula saying it's A-Okay to slap tits on a little girl for her to be an adult.
She also made a long rant trying to defend the sick fuck pedophiles here.
—Hypocritical cunt much?
Paula was born and raised in the underpopulated and boring shithole that is known as Portland City Area. Particularly, she was raised in Beaverton and spent her childhood days in said hipster shithole. This might very well has been a dramatic catalyst for the later to follow-development of her, let's call it "tastes".
Being the immature overaging crybaby she is, Paula managed multiple times in the past to piss her dad off to a point where he's given her death threats. She's a bastard child because her father got horny, fucked her crazy mom because she was easy, and 9 months later Paula was born. Due to this, her mother's also a quite psychotic person, as Paula states in her journals, spelling errors included:
—Paula, confessing how she's going batshit insane with a bipolar personality disorder because of some unimportant shit
At this point, she owns one bunny, some rats and at some point in time she even found a kitteh on the streets which she heroically saved until it died because it had to live in that filthy shithole apartment with Paula's furry roommates who abused it all day long.
Because all cool people are there, Paula decided with her mad 1337 PC and internet kowledge to join in the fun on Jewtube some months ago. So far she possesses three accounts that are filled with her faggotry. The first one, named BaldRattie, is a quite shitty depiction that provides an uninteresting glimpse into what is supposed to be her "daily life" or something like that. On this account, countless shitty AMVs and some weaboo stuff along with shitty homemade private videos of her pets can be found. Interestingly, she has subscribed to the Channel of Anthony "Starlight" Taylor, a confirmed Horsefucker, on said account.
However, her second account is named after her main nick and was empty most of the time until this April. It was then that he was quickly
instrumentalized (What the fuck this isn't even a word.) to help spreading her recently produced Pony Voiceovers, causing fangasms of her former furry companions and those relatively normal users who don't know of her other activities yet. In relation with this came another pony-related account which is supposed to depict some sort of lame-ass OC character.
Furry Denial and first encounter with Anon
Soon after the mentioned Pony Faggotry started, Anon got track on Paula and dug into the shithole that formed her activities from the past, which were spread all across the internets. He was able to extract a lot of valuable information due to Paula's fucktarded, non existant knowledge of internet privacy. This is contrary to Paula's claim that she's a "clever girl" who "cashes in on the stupidity" of her furry friends/customers. After a few rounds of bitching around on teh Tubes, however, soon after she realized what she was riding herself in to, Paula decided to do what countless furries already did before: She thought that a massive blocking action on Jewtube against her opponents would be quite an effective and helping step, which was of course a highly failing assumption, due to the fact that you can't simply kill a hydra with killing just one of her multiple heads. Silly Paula. Also, as a first impact generated by this very article, it seems like Paula deleted at least one of her private Profiles. Her Facebook page seems to have been sealed off very recently, with her account no moar listed in the Database, despite Paula knowing that all relevant information about her was already leeched and secured quite a long time ago. Silly Paula.
—TL;DR: "I'm a fucking furry bitch, please raep my face"!
Paula, since nobody ever understands her, took to making stories. Of course, since she knew that nobody would want to read her emo shit, she did what all revolutionary creative geniuses do: made a Tumblr draw blog. Cashing in on not one but two shitty fandoms, Paula set up the Tumblr blog Discord Whooves by taking a popular character, making him a suicidal horse that fucks everything that moves, quickly attracting emos, britfags, and furries. Not wanting to be associated with a furry whore, she took the name "Jitterbug Jive", which she held onto until she was outed by somebody doing a Google Image search. Desperate to make her shitty story look less just rampant fanart and yiff-material, Paula drew on a brooding past full of tragic events and terrible mental illnesses that were only discovered by the best doctors, spent countless hours pouring over the most credible psychiatric journals to give nuance to her characters, so don't you be telling her that her stuff if crap, published author, or that it is offensive, rape victim, since Paula is the only one who understands the true greatness of her blog. Despite her blog being made
almost entirely out of characters somebody else made, Paula WILL flip her shit if you use similar characters. Although, given that they are just preexisting characters with whitewashed with inconsistent one-dimensional personalities straight out of the big book of cliches rendered in grey and brown smudges, she might actually be able to take credit for these original characters. She later rinsed and repeated this whole thing, with the same concept and character design for the same demographic.
Petition To Ban From Bronycon
Evidently, Paula even disgusts some of the other Bronies. Purple Tinker, a prominent Brony, was deeply concerned over the questionable nature of Paula's blogs, and set up a petition to prevent Paula from presenting there, which upstanding citizens can still sign. Nobody paid any attention to this until Paula found out. Naturally, Paula shrugged this off with a select few choice comments saying that the Bronycon Staff had no reason to deny her from presenting her porn at a family event, and then proved how Purple Tinker wouldn't affect her at all by spending five pages ranting about it with her followers and making her own petition to get Purple Tinker fired from the Bronycon staff, despite Tinker not being in the Bronycon staff in the first place.
Never going to Bronycon again
Defending pedophile brony on Tumblr
After a year of gathering social fame, Paula is starting to dash it away by defending pedophilia on tumblr of all places. Another brony was arrested for possession of child pornography, so what does Paula do? Defend them of course.
- Full Name: Paula Wilkinson
- Age: 21
- Currently residing in: Lee High Acres, Lee County, FL (some sort of Apartment complex, she's living there with a bunch of other filthy Furfags)
- Born in: Portland, OR
- Star Sign: Aquarius
- Yahoo IM: bare_naked_rattie
- AIM: way2sexeh4u
- Skye: Balddumborat
- Ebay Account: http://myworld.ebay.com/auldan/
- Supposed Paypal Email Address which she used for DeviantArt commissions in teh Past: [email protected]
Note that there are also a shitload of other roleplaying accounts and the like on various other sites, but those aren't lulzy and thus not relevant to Anon's interest as of now.
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