Azure-Neon, or better known as, Zoe-Chan, is the very epitome of a suethor, made obvious by the seemingly never ending gallery of self-inserted Pr0n pin-ups, and character drama. Azure-Neon, or just Zoe, is a 23 year old virgin Canadian who lives with her parents and has no IRL friends due to her crippling sociophobia.You know, assburgers. Because of this, she relies on her fantasies and porn to make online friends or seeking fandoms with male characters to pair herself up with and fap to. She claims that none of her original characters are self-inserts, but they seem to all have suspiciously similar personalities and bios filled with angst and tragedy. But every third Thursday of each month during a rain storm of about 5x8 miles after a thick fog proceeding a unicorn bat-mitzvah, you may be able to spot a rare but not very valuable safe for work piece.
- 1 In the Beginning
- 2 The Many Forms of Azure-Neon
- 3 Not So Original Characters
- 4 Zoe's Other Fap-Fantasies
- 5 Lulzy Journals
- 6 How Zoe Spends Her Time
- 7 Gallery
- 8 Deleted Everything
- 9 It has returned!
- 10 Parasitic Bugs FAPFAPFAP
- 11 Even your Parents' Childhood isn't safe
- 12 Deleted Everything. Again.
- 13 Contact Info
- 14 Links
- 15 See Also
In the Beginning
Forget starting off slow and appealing to a wide variety of viewers and estabilishing herself like any learned artist! On her FurAffinity account,Zoe-Chan, she hits the ground running with Anthro animals, thanks to her furfag sister, and Invader Zim pornography, thus appealing only to her fellow sexless perverts and assburger doll fucks. Why not right? Everybody knows that if you appeal to them, you will be instantaneously famous and loved. At least she got that right. Appeal to the largest crowd onFur Affinity, virgins and lonely men. No sooner after having joined, out of the 39 first pics on there, 18 of them are pornographic, most of which Invader Zim fan art involving the 12 year old Dib, Zim or both, fucking her as an Irken. Also note the shitty Evanescence mash up. THEY SING HER PAAAAAIN!!!11
The Many Forms of Azure-Neon
- The Fursona
Just like every other sex deprived teenage fur-fag, Zoe decided she'd depict herself as the stereotype of sexy; A cat. Somebody thinks a little way to highly of themselves considering the animal and that it's slender and, well..her back fat eats the straps of her tank-tops.
The animal in which I speak of is a five-foot-tall,or cub, cream and white, blue eyed cat who is always naked. The earliest version even had a ponytail. In every picture made, she is fused to Dib and rubbing her furry tits on the fictional cartoon character. In most of the pictures, the two are merrily fucking away like there is no tomorrow, her fursona portrayed as innocent and sexy. In one, her character begins to sob in the middle of their sex-capades. Drama whore much? It's never revealed why. She just likes the attention.
- The Irken
Perhaps one of her first Invader Zim self inserts is Tula. Yeah, that's right, Tula, like from that 90's movie about a frugly Greek women hooking up with Hair Man, except ten times the drama. Having to be different, Zoe went and gave her bright blue eyes. The standard Red, Green or Purple was simply not 'unique' enough. Tula appeared in Zoe's second Fur Affinity submission, you know, the one with Zim fucking some random Irken female? That one.
As if one Canon character was not enough, Tula even whips out her lesbian side for Tak. And Zim. Zoe spared no time in mashing Dib and Tula together in a graphic sex comic. Which,of course, was on the very first page of her first submissions. It's four pages long and about Tula throwing herself at Dib, much like a common hooker might, except she doesn't seem to want money for it. At least not in the comic. Luckily for us, she got to the fourth page before dishing out yet another casserole of distasteful, self inserted,pedo-xeno smut. Instead she hints at it with onomatopoeia. Although she claims that most of her work is not self inserted smut, it makes one wonder why her characters are ever so often nude in pictures where it is not necessary, and in sexual poses. This just in, Tula isn't her first Sue Self Insert. That would be an Irken by the name of Vix. Her first an only pic has three doodles, two of which are of her being the only thing Azure-Neon can draw herself as, a rebellious sexy hard ass. The third is of Dib lusting over the totally oblivious Vix.
If you browser through her furaffinity gallery, first chug a bottle of Pepto-Bismal, you might find a scribbling by the name of Surprise return. Here Zoe reveals that Zim traded Tula to the Tallests as a sex-pet and years later returns to Dib pregnant with, who else, Tallest Reds bastard kid. When they meet they proceed to make out, talk, then Dib brings her to his office so they can fuck while his wife, yes, his wife, is probably upstairs totally oblivious to her husbands romping with a pregnant slut who's fucked every male character, even a female or two, in the fandom. It's cool though, Dib doesn't judge.
- The Human
She's dreamed of screwing a cartoon character as an alien and a cat, so naturally she moves onto human. It's an inigma as to why she didn't just have her character get pregnant while they were at it. They certainly fucked enough.
Her human form is pretty much her fursona, except without the fur, tail and anorexic physique. Much like the greasy, skinny jeans clad emo kid Dib, she depicts herself as a greasy,eye liner abusing babe. Which she is not..as far as babe goes anyhow. Judging by the pics she submitted to her gallery, she looks at least 130 pounds, but every one of her self inserts looks 110 pounds at the most. For a brief period of time, Zoe submitted a series in which she and her underage lover are caught screwing in various places. In one, she fantasizes that she is even a bicycle babe. Too bad that government check she collects for her social retardation won't be enough to get her a real bike.
Not So Original Characters
- Iona and Xodi
When she grew tired of Tula, she literally dropped her and replaced her with Iona. In her debut' pic, Iona is being fingered graphically by Dib. What else did you expect? No ref sheet, no basic intro, no. She's being finger fucked in her very first pick. Upong realizing the new oppertunities,Zoe then proceeds crank out at least another 15+ graphic pictures with Iona fucking Dib, an Irken who is suppose to be raping her, and another original character of her own, Xodi, a Vortian. Azure-Neon finally sticks to one guy after having Iona, sweet and innocent fuck two guys first. They don't meet at a restaurant, or work, or on the street. They meet when they 'bump' into each other, landing with her crotch in his.
Just one pic later, they are already boning. No time to build up a story. You don't have to know somebody to fuck them in Zoe's little world. Only eight pics later, despite being different species, Ionia and Xodi spawn a mutant.
Shortly after Xodi and Iona spawn their little troubled mutant, Zoe holds a contest for all of her talentless cunt suckers to compete in. What for? Create a male to be whored out with the mutant child, Kivana. The contest went on for a while until she finally choose what she wanted, which was of course, some rare giant lizard. Something normal would not do. She had to have a rare species to bone the mutant offspring of the two fuck-and-run characters prior. After all of the blood, sweat, tears and seamen her watchers put into it, Zoe totally ignores the contest winner, Skylar, and tosses him aside so that Kivana can fuck one of her friends who are horney for her flappy labia.
Zoe's Other Fap-Fantasies
Furries, Twincest and Dolls, Oh Mai!! Drawing pictures of herself sexing up little boys and aliens just didn't get her off after a while, so she moved onto the next best thing. For a while, Zoe resorted to drawing the character Dib as a teenager, and the child Dib, fucking each other. Yum. shota twincest anybody? Her earliest source of orgasm was furries, seahorses and Pokemon. In her deep roote desire to be attractive in the slightest, every thing she draws is meant to be sexy. Because if you can sort of draw sexy, then you ARE sexy, amarite?
Almost every single piece she did for Shane Ackers shit movie 9 is of her self insert being doll-fucked by two different dolls. Her first oc Felecia is a bright pink doll with the number 101 writtin 'across her goddamn thighs. Later she adds a show girl outfit so she can be just like the hookers in the ol' west! Her second was named Azure which she admitted was her..dollsona? This one was shy, innocent and had a past racked with tragedy! She later says that her OC has developed vast differences from her. Probably because she get's laid.
BAAWLEEETED EVERYTHING. But basically she made journals insisting that she wasn't popular. She did this by posting how many pageviews and comments she got (which was actually quite a bit thanks to her self inserted pornography). She even made a journal about how her subscription was about to end and I quote "oh well" then followed it up with another journal where she acts surprised that somebody (wasted) money on another subscription for her. Which she ended up RAEG QUITTING on.
How Zoe Spends Her Time
Warning: If you have much better things to do than to read an rp about burlap sacks having sex, go do it.
Tl;DR Rp aaaalll about doll sex.
Other Things She's Syrup Fucked
Gorillaz. That alone deducts 20 points from her already emaciated pool of TTLY AWRSUM points. For a seemingly brief period of time, Azure-Neon fantasized about the blue haired lead singer of the band who lost his eyes skullfucking Murdock Nicols.
She also had a brief moment for Treasure Planet, and against all odds, she submitted only one picture and it wasn't pornographic! Good job Azure-Neon!
Before her obsession with retard British singers and animated movies with cliche plots, she was into Osmosis Jones. This was was into enough to create a Mary Sue for. No other pictures..juuust her self inserted Sue and Thrax sucking each others nuclei. What else? She didn't just make one Sue, oh no. She made TWO, Sonya (another Red Death virus of course) and some purple haired pus thing named Roxy. Which totally isn't an over used rock name at all.
NEW Azure-Neon has moved on, seemingly, from 9 and her fuzzy, emaciated bugs to Gargoyles and and old show called ReBoot about people who live in a computer. In her Gargoyles work she has the canon character Brooklyn falling in love with her (but in the actual series he hooks up with Katana..some Japanese Gargoyle and they have their own kid) She's also working on a fanfiction (which hasn't been released yet)and her self inserted character, Liberty, gets knocked up. In her debut picture Liberty is standing on a building with a bulging belly. Go figure. Let us pray and beg that it doesn't belong to Brooklyn.
Just yesterday Azure deleted fucking everything because some other asshole told her to stop being a whiney little bitch about her dead cat. And while cats are sacred this faggy cat was name Tundra and wore two equally faggy bells that got broken when some soccer mom squashed it with her SUV full of rugrats. Apparently when Azure got home she found her cat bleeding from the ass in a sewer grate. Sadly there was nothing the vet could do so they killed the poor fucker - unfortunately euthanasia could not be used on Azure so now she's forced to wonder the Earth - taking pictures of the scene of the crime (hitting animals isn't a crime BTW) and posting them to get asspats and e-penis. Even though she left DA for a few hours just to see how many people baaw and become heartbroken, she never left her FA. Since everybody on DA could see through her facade and refused to suck her cunt, she left to devote her time to FA where everybody would suck her cunt, neigh, tongue her ovaries for the self-inserted desperate cartoon pedo porn she peddles out. She hasn't yet gotten off of 9 yet, but she's moving onto Mass Effect. You can bet your major organs she'll invent another self-insert with a horridly tragic history and has become a bad-ass to fuck everybody.
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Even her good buddy Half-Dude agrees and is sick of her drama.
She has officially deactivated her account and one can only pray she doesn't pop up under a different name in a week. Stay away for good and actually learn your lesson. This just in, she has in fact re-joined DA within the same week she deactivated. You can find her under Neon-Azure.
It has returned!
Yes! Azure-Neon has returned to deviant art..about two days after RAEG QUITTING. She quickly handed over her account to a 'friend' then later rejoined on her current DA so that she may subjugate us to her poorly drawn Reboot and MegaMind fan art.
Parasitic Bugs FAPFAPFAP
After her brief dabbling in MegaMind and ReToot, she's stumbled upon a film by the name of, A Monster in Paris, which is about a giant ass flea who falls in love with a human. It's Twilight all over again. Her second Monster in Paris deviation, do I even have to tell you it's sexual? It's only the second and already she's pinching that clit. If you've read the article to this point, then you know everything she touches becomes an orgy and fucking. In one picture she draws over a screenshot and draws in the shape of his leg in order to prove he has double jointed legs as if she's made some sort of crucial find even though you can see it in the ads and trailers. Probably shouldn't expect much from the women who didn't even recognize a pair of testicles on her own damn cat.
The tenth deviation, the psycho bitch is being embraced by the bug, both of them naked, of course. She then proceeds with the shitty Gargoyles and cat cross overs. Cat versions of characters? SOMEBODY GET THIS WOMEN A MEDALDERPDERP. After that it's mostly pictures of her lusting for bug cock. Just when we thought she couldn't get any more sad, she draws pictures of human-bug sex. When inter-species sex lost it's galore, she moved onto pictures of the bug being 'raped' by his evil alterself. At this point we all know that Azure-Neon is some sick, desperate virgin and so thinks that being 'eh' about sex and being raped is the same thing. Browse every image of 'rape' and you'll see for yourself that the victims are never actually struggling. More like just laying there like spineless faggots and boohooing over their being violated. BAAAW
Even your Parents' Childhood isn't safe
Because the United States can't shit out an original to save it's economy anymore, it re-made the 60's movie The Lorax by Dr.Suess which immediately got this back-woods inbred's attention thanks to its totally inconspicuous use of dark-haired blue-eyed, tall male characters. She's yet to squat and menstruate out a self insert for the fandom, but it's Azure-Neon. It's going to happen, and when it does, there will be copious amounts of over dramatized sex and dramatic rape filled pasts. For now she's settling for over saturated depictions of her next victim, sometimes beating his former self because fuck logic, amarite? And we all know Zoe has low enough self respect to draw twincest, it's only a matter of time before she's shlicking in her basement-bedroom to pictures of the Once-ler being anally raped and hog tied with a Thneed by the Greed-ler. No 12 year old is safe from her sick lustings for child-cock.
Deleted Everything. Again.
Starting as far back as March 20, 2012, Zoe began to submit baaw journals about her uselessness and ineptitude. Maybe she's finally catching on. Up until the fifth of May she's threatened to kill herself. Over art. Even after receiving the asspats her e-vag demanded, she pretty much ignored her friends and continued making baaw journals. On the actual suicide journal, there were only nine comments but it was enough to feed her shallow hunger for attention and hugbox action so she made a journal to apologize for nearly doing the world a favor and becoming an hero. After sixteen comments full of virtual clitoris tickling, she immediately returned to making more dramatic asspat harvesting journals by the very next day. Despite her desire to be left alone, she made a journal full of angst and butthurt telling everybody to leave her alone. She's whored to everything with a penis, might as well go after attention too and it's huge veiny cock. If the internet population is lucky, she'll deactivate and let everybody enjoy the internet and their fandoms without having to look at her sagging lunch-meat vagina being fucked by beloved cartoon characters who are usually underage.
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