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The god himself. Bow down.

Kieran Watkins (also known online as 2cash, and more recently, senat0r) is a young autistic British hacker who spends his time on his favorite game, Garry's Mod, cheating and propkilling everyone he can. He also makes videos cheating other games nobody cares about, more specifically Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO). Don't be fooled, this hacker is untouchable and cannot be harmed! Encountering this individual may include empty threats of swatting, doxing, and general hackery. He may also excessively use his newly favorited buzzword, 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time just because script kiddies can't handle when somebody has better counter-arguments than them, and will vow to ruin you with his profound intelligence.

Autism

For the few that think this may be questionable, the god himself confirmed that he is in fact autistic.

 
 
2cash: But you know something?>
2cash: I always were autistic
Regan: What/
2cash: yeah,
2cash: found out recently
Regan: You are showing us good.
2cash: Now, compaired to alot of retards, I can learn fast and make things alot faster than alot of "Normal" people can
2cash: you should have seen my old hacks
2cash: on my desktop
Regan: No wonder you're stupid and your cheats are shit.
2cash: they were
2cash: you
2cash: cant even code lua
2cash: let alone assembly
2cash: you sound and look
2cash: like a camp man 

 

 

Destruction

Even the most skilled hackers on the planet fail, 2cash is no exception. Some boys down by the way ended up putting a stop to his foolishness by doing the following:

  • Locking his fresh and shiny 12 year steam account, forcing him to move back to his old one
  • Defacing his old Steam account twice and deleting his games off of his account
  • Stealing his prized steam groups that represented his team of skids
  • Doxing him
  • Sending him countless pizzas for him to deal with indulge upon.

His Embarrassment

Seems 2cash / Senat0r is a little embarrassed he that has his own amazing page dedicated to his life.

2cash deleting his own page!

Vine

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2cash beats up people he meets on the internets

Before 2cash decided to dedicate his internet career to YouTube, he was also an extremely famous and well known Vine star. He was featured on High-Functioning Autism Daily for his efforts made to Vine.

YouTube

Other than propkilling and cheating on Source games, 2cash's other hobbies include making response videos on his shitty YouTube channel as a form of damage control.



Friends

You know what they say, you can't have a loser without other losers following behind the said loser.

dark/Dark Byte/serverwatch

Thinking that he's a elite h4x0r by having blank names and pictures on Steam relating to a certain mental illness he has, dark is relatively similar to 2cash: in his adolescence, autistic, and British. His roots trace all the way back to a certain Facepunch thread he made in 2015 perfectly describing his grandeur of delusions, it being so popular that the term "Big Server Men" turned to a meme with all of the the fake programmers and coders around the Garry's Mod grapevine.

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